If I were a Baby Deer...

I think I look better as a deer. Its that time of year when it gets cold and I transform to look just like my daughter Stella. What do you think?

I know, I know, I know.... #Theweirdest

If I were a Baby Deer...

I think I look better as a deer. Its that time of year when it gets cold and I transform to look just like my daughter Stella. What do you think?

I know, I know, I know.... #Theweirdest

Love.

This was a tough day. We will all get through whatever may come.





The nation has to come together and


 

But most of all we all need to





to every person who is different than you.


Love. Love. Love.


No more hate and blaming please.

Selfie

Raise your hand if you are sick of selfies? I hope you raised your hand, because if you didn't than you are probably someone that takes selfies....
It is perfectly fine to take a selfie with your dog, not your cat (i hate cats) (I'm just kidding cat lovers) (I'm allergic), your significant other, a cool statue, a monument, a beautiful setting, the big poop you left in the toilet, you know the normal things.

I know you were waiting to see my poop in the toilet selfie.


But when you are waking up, getting ready, just got out of the shower and are at the gym, whyyyyyyyyyyy???? I just cant understand whyyyyyyyy? Thats how I say whyyyyyyyy by the way, I know its weird.
In short, just get up for your day, take your shower, do your hair and makeup, and go on with your day, but if you feel the urge to show off your good hair day ask please yourself whyyyyyy am I taking this? And maybe don't do it?
The only selfies I want to see are ugly, hideously funny ones like these....

 

    

Or perhaps these

 

 

Now wouldn't these make your day much better if you scrolled down and saw this on Instagram?

 

  

It would surely make my day better. This is the only time you can say
I. AM. GOOOOOOOORRRRRRGGGGEEEUUUUSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Go ahead I dare you to take an ugly selfie and see what your fans think!